french teacher: ça va?
me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know


shutupaubrey:

i could watch this lil guy run for the rest of my life

shutupaubrey:

i could watch this lil guy run for the rest of my life


sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!


straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted


asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 



dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool



virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island


person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!


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